Buchanan County Fun Dip

Buchanan County, Virginia, facing some degree of isolation nestled in the Appalachian Mountains, likely having little access to regular fun dips, has invented its own variation of the classic fun dip. Licking a male appendage to apply moisture, then sprinkling a little meth ("dip") on it, and finally proceeding with "fun".

The Sheriff's Deputies got a kick out of the case of Buchanan County Fun Dip that came across their desk.

by spazzyspaz August 28, 2025

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It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .

Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!

by QuacksO January 4, 2020

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Over-fun

When one has “too much” fun. Signs of over-fun include:

- No one around you seemingly having fun “why is everyone being so boring”
- Having fun at someone else’s expense “jeez, he can’t take a joke can he”
- People wanting to stop you having fun “why are you picking on me I’m just having fun”

If someone taps you on the shoulder and indicates you have arrived at over-fun, it’s best to save your dignity and retire. Nothing good lies ahead of you…

Did you hear about Kieran’s bit of over-fun on the work trip, so awkward for him, I’d hate to be that guy

by TheSolidAdviceGuy September 16, 2025

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