A female masturbating a mans Cock penis. He had trouble getting it upHard On so I fixed his food for him.
Fixing his food. A female masturbating a mans penis cock. He had trouble getting it up so I fixed his food for him.
by Redhead77 September 13, 2018
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Discovered 10,000 B.C.
Remember to always respect the people who do this for a living. As a legend once said, "It ain't much but it's honest work."
Discovered 10,000 B.C.
Remember to always respect the people who do this for a living. As a legend once said, "It ain't much but it's honest work."
Many people tend to forget the word "farming" and tend to call it the infinite food glitch. In reality, farming isn't really that "exploitative."
Pun intended.
Pun intended.
by RedmondAlizarin June 8, 2023
Get the infinite food glitch mug.If someone is browsing a section of a shelf at a grocery where you need something from and pretend to look at other stuff until they go away. Little do you know they are doing the same thing and are waiting for you to leave the section behind them.
"I swear today I think I was waiting for someone to leave the canned soup section while they were waiting for me to leave the salsa section diagonally behind them."
"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
"Ah, the ole “Mexican food standoff.”
by Nilliks October 28, 2017
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Get the Food Stamps Activity mug.Vicarious of interesting experiences through media content observation for the sole purpose of staving off boredom despite the stimulus giving no value or meaning to one's life.
(See "reality" TV)
Roe Jogan: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie write down what you want and cut out all the shit that doesn't matter.
Addict: But I can't stop spending time watching Tooster Reeth!
Roe Jogan: That's just Intellectual Junk Food and there's nothing enriching about it.
Addict: I watch it to comfort me just to relieve stress, you're too harsh.
Roe Jogan: Tough love, that's what everybody needs, me included.
Roe Jogan: Live your life like you're the hero in your movie write down what you want and cut out all the shit that doesn't matter.
Addict: But I can't stop spending time watching Tooster Reeth!
Roe Jogan: That's just Intellectual Junk Food and there's nothing enriching about it.
Addict: I watch it to comfort me just to relieve stress, you're too harsh.
Roe Jogan: Tough love, that's what everybody needs, me included.
by Avant Guardian August 20, 2014
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"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"
"But it's 1 a.m.!?"
"Trust me bro"
30 minutes pass...
"Dude what's with all those bullet holes on the side of your car!"
"Went to Johnny's Food Truck bro!"
"You fukkin crazy???"
"Why? It's a South Providence THANG! Now ya gotta try these chimis!"
by Bucket West Miguel January 4, 2020
Get the Johnny's Food Truck mug.Here is a list of white people food made by a white person: Mayonnaise, any casserole dish, potato salad, coleslaw, most things made with mayo, varietal breads, things with out seasoning or very little seasoning, CHIC-FIL-A, salad with no dressing, feet ect
Wow, this food has no flavor, and is covered in mayonnaise, must be White People Food! Damnit, not again.
by DaniWeird69 December 11, 2021
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