ethan

A guy who wants a girl named tanisha, has a 3ds xl and has a youtube channel

Ethan wants a girl named tanisha sorta bad

by Rython July 20, 2018

Ethan

The type of person who makes other people’s days. Who’s smile lights up the room every time he walks in. The type of person you could never fall out of love with. He makes the best boyfriend and will never give up on you no matter what. His looks will take your breath away and his personality is one of the best you’ll ever meet. Once you get to know him you could never go back to your life before him. He’ll become your everything, your shoulder to cry on, your favorite person in the world. He’ll say the most cringe dad jokes but because of his wits you won’t be able to hold in laughter. He could rant on about nerd stuff for hours but you don’t care because you love him for everything he is. Whenever you look into his eyes all you see is your future and someone who cares about you. Ethan is so amazing.

Girl 1: I failed the test

Girl 2: I passed
Girl 1: what!? How?
Girl 2: Ethan helped me. He’s so sweet.
Girl 1: I wish I was that lucky

by Joe’s favorite cousin from June 13, 2021

Ethan Whallon

A Simp

Ethan Whallon is the biggest simp I know.

by Matais July 25, 2019

ETHAN

ETHAN is a bully and picks on others that are cooler then him.

ETHAN jealous of others puts garbage back on another's car until a cool nigga such as brad pulls out a baton then Ethan cowers

by Pussy destroyer xxx123 May 8, 2018

Ethan

The guy you find outside of a gas station who was banned from going inside. Usually found smoking a blunt or asking girls to fill up thier gas. Talks about being an Archeologist to make himself look cool.

I Saw Ethan again at the Gas station.
Ethan owes me money.

by Luxinator November 22, 2021

Ethan

ETHAN STOP FLIRTING!

Boi 1: Wow that boi is the definition of single.
Boi 2: Yep that’s an Ethan
*Meanwhile, Ethan is making out with a chair*

by Dankchickencube November 11, 2018

Ethan

Ethan is so cool, and i'm not even capping. Like he is the most best person you'll ever meet. Instead of his gay friends like one of his friends having 50 men in their basement, he is actually better than them.

Ethan is so cool, I wish I could be like him.

by johndoemyass August 27, 2022