Someone who complains and or mooches off all the time or complains constatly and not doing anything sabout it (flinging their shit) or (disposing their douche) "Douche Pelican" because pelicans shit every where and on everyone. It could really be any kind of bird...it just has to be one that shits alot.
"Oh i dont have a job blah blah...boo hoo...i need money...can i have $5"
"No you fucking Douche Pelican!!!!!"
"No you fucking Douche Pelican!!!!!"
by PunkAssBitchEm August 7, 2006
Get the douche pelican mug.A comination of the word douch bag and the word Fag often pionted as an insalt .. but can also mean that a gay guy uses a douch baag
by BSnipes57 May 8, 2009
Get the Douch Fag mug.Person 1: Look at that short prick trying to prove his man hood by screaming obnoxiously and trying to pick pointless fights
Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.
Person 2: Oh thats just Luke A, he's a real douche bag.
by RIT school May 2, 2008
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"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.
"Mix 1 part cake mix, 2 eggs, 2 parts and 70 parts douche. Put in the oven for 35 minutes at 500 degrees, stirring halfway."
The previously mentiones entity would be yeilded by the oven.
by [Irregular Hunter Dragoon] March 6, 2005
Get the Douche Cake mug.A man who has a girl move in and puts her in the spare room to watch his bastard child, while he brings home fat chicks to sleep in his bed.
I thought he was a real douche whistle when I saw the naked chick go to the bathroom. But the baby was crying so I couldnt ask.
by slangmasterbitches October 15, 2008
Get the douche whistle mug.A rugby-playing, self-centered, whore-dating asshole. One step above longboarding douche and two steps above football douche. Usually enjoy getting belligerent at parties and bragging loudly about their crazy drug trips (that probably didn't happen) in the hallways at school. Generally hated by everyone except themselves.
"dude why is that girl crying in the hall?"
"some rugby douche just dumped her because their dates were using up his weed money"
"what a douche..."
"no bro. What a RUGBY douche."
"some rugby douche just dumped her because their dates were using up his weed money"
"what a douche..."
"no bro. What a RUGBY douche."
by Your ex girlfriend October 24, 2011
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