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Blue Screen of Death

When your computer is really messed up, the Blue Screen of Death tells you.

On the BSoD it shows the reason why your computer stopped, generally, you have no idea what it means.

Some BSoD reasons include:

Page_Fault_In_Nonpaged_Area (whatever that means)
Mult_IRP_Complete_Requests (???)
Memory_Management (that sounds bad...)
also some .exe files cause the BSoD

your computer could be ok, or it could be dead, good luck
the default background for windows is blue for a reason, dam blue screen of death
by idon'tknow1111 July 10, 2010
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Quarter Bar of Death

Only experienced by people who use instant streaming by Netflix.

A person will select a program to watch, then when the loading screen starts it loads swiftly, then stops suddenly a quarter of the way.

After about a thousand tries the program will eventually load

Looks like this:

|||||_____________
"God damn it I've been trying to watch Workaholics but keep getting the Quarter Bar of Death"

"Last night I fell asleep from the hum of my TV and the Quarter Bar of Death"
by Ms. Paul Kemp February 14, 2012
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to pull a deathbear

To fail so hard you fall over. Applies to instances involving tanking or healing. Can be applicable in other situations if the failure is massive or what is known as an "epic fail".
Why did that guy almost die while tanking? He was about to pull a deathbear.
by Observant wife February 10, 2013
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Crotch of death

The only words that could ever be used to describe the musk that resonates when a girl wears yoga pants to the gym and sweats. It's been known to have killed at least two children and no doubt scarred many others for life.
The crotch of death was strong today!
by Jmilburn August 27, 2013
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tucker max death mix

Sober to drunk in 3.7 seconds
You drink this tucker max death mix of Everclear, Gatorade, and Red Bull, you will lose all memory of the night and probably wake up in a puddle of vomit without any pants.
by MC Awesome November 13, 2013
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Red Line Of Death

Appears when a PS4 needs some air.
John: ''Dude my ps4 got the red line of death!''
Earl: ''Chill out mate,just put it next to youre granmaa pie,there on the window!''
Granmaa:''Yeah,needs some air...now go wash youre hands,or no pie for you boy!!''
by themetalscrewdriver November 19, 2013
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white screen of death

What happens when you're running a computer that's running low on memory and/or has an obsolete operating system, like Windows XP. When you get a white screen of death, it's usually preceded by some shit like "unresponsive script" error messages or hourglassing.
My old laptop is all fucked up---every time I want to watch a YouTube vid, I have to wait for the white screen of death to clear.
by pentozali October 20, 2014
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