cunt in the murray

verb: to smack a cheeky chap in the chops; to offer a good swedge to the chin in retaliation to an affront.

John: Fuck me that skirt makes your arse look big

Janet: Right you're in for a cunt in the murray.

by Y-Bob August 4, 2007

salami cunt

A general term referring to a lady of affluence who's vagina is so blown out that an entire roll of salami can be sucked into her gaping twat with relative ease.

That Pocahantas was such a salami cunt that the Nina, Pinta, and Santa Maria were all lost witin the confines of her pretty pink pooter.

by Waddles September 18, 2008

kick in the cunt

to knee a chick hard in her cunt. Usually she deserves it for trying to knee a guy. Hurts doesn't it?

The chick was a total bitch, so she deserved a kick in the cunt.

by Sketcher November 6, 2007

Spider Cunt

A vagina that has not been entered in ages, therefore it has cobwebs in and around it.

Have you heard from that girl from the gym? Oh, that old spider cunt? No. She ain't had dick in a hot minute.

by wonderpony February 8, 2009

cunt storm

A girl who squirts so intensely during intercourse, the word "storm" must used to describe it. Often accompanied by loud queefs or farts which represent thunder.

P1. Hey man how did it go with that girl last night?

P2. Aww man she cunt stormed my bed so bad I'm going to have to buy a new mattress

by bitgod August 15, 2009

council cunt

Young woman or teenage girl with a vast fanny due to excessive unsafe penetration often accompanied by a horde of small children all fathered by different men.

Concerned father to his son: "Beware of girls called Kylie, Chardonnay, Crystal, Sharon, Vicky - they're more than likely to have council cunts..."

by Meringue Garcia October 12, 2007

cunt move

When a girl pulls a dick move. Any action by a female to another friend which violates understood social expectations, especially where the transgressor obtains a slight advantage in comparison with a relatively large inconvenience imposed upon the aggrieved party.

When my former best friend and roommate Stephanie decided to move out without telling me, leaving me to pay all of the rent the day it was due... that was a cunt move.

by chaos2112 July 26, 2013