A picture of one's self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror myspace style. Usually accompanied by a small penis and a large ego. Such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. These photos are usually taken by players or man whores for them to flaunt to girls around school.
Person #1: "Dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! That guy is such a douche!"
Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
by S, H, C :D March 22, 2009
Get the Chris Picturemug. Stop talking shit girl before I Chris Brown you.
Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.
Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.
by FoulMouth4eva February 27, 2009
Get the Chris Brownedmug. Cool kid/ crzy fro/ lots of money/ parties like a monkey/ Sleeps....ALOT!!! eats his boogers/ pees on the toillet seat/ plays with little dolls and eats the hair. Watches porn like a mother fucker! ...(in HD) of course. Loves his naked women on top ;) and wet in the shower. Fucked his math teacher in the ass
by Cheerleader247 November 25, 2010
Get the Chris Torrencemug. When a man pulls his scrotum and testicles between his legs so they are facing his back side, located right below the anus, and a man or woman kicks him in his testicles as hard as possible.
My girlfriend was angry with me for not texting her back, so she made me bend over and gave me a good Chris Tucker.
by Riodo May 30, 2013
Get the Chris Tuckermug. Guy1: "Look at that black guy getting bossed around by that asian dude."
Guy2: "What a Chris Tucker!"
Guy2: "What a Chris Tucker!"
by vhvjky June 16, 2010
Get the chris tuckermug. 1.Seen as many experts in motorracing as the most talented driver in Formula 1 never to win a race.Had notoriously bad luck and retired due to technical malfunctions or puncture some laps from the finish,usually while leading comfortably.Always at the right team when they were having bad seasons with uncompetitive cars.Woted 22nd best driver ever in Motorsport magazines best 100 drivers of the 20'th century.Led 850kilometers(530miles),had 5pole positions but never won.Highly regarded as driver by 3time champion Jackie Stewart.
2.A person with tremendous talent and skill with bad luck and therefore never wins any awards,prizes or recognition among the public.Usually only seen as great by experts in the area concerned.
2.A person with tremendous talent and skill with bad luck and therefore never wins any awards,prizes or recognition among the public.Usually only seen as great by experts in the area concerned.
"I feel sorry for that engineer,he is really a Chris Amon." "That band has a cult following and has great influence in the genre,but they are so Chris Amon." "That actor is the Chris Amon of Hollywood."
by DevoSpudboy April 3, 2007
Get the Chris Amonmug. Ra Da Ra Da
by FlamingoLegs24 November 6, 2013
Get the chris williamsmug.