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child gobbler

A child gobbler is someone who enjoys slobbering on the nobs of children.
One child gobbler is Luke who slobs child nobs every weekend
by England Undead1 July 11, 2019
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Man Child

1: have you seen Caden?
2: yeah he is such a man child
by chelsea3838388383 March 28, 2021
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Childe

A grownup acting like a literal child; childish, immature, and sensitive
“Wow they’re acting like a literal Childe!”
Don’t act like a Childe! That would be terrible!”
by Scaramona November 30, 2022
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Aftermarket Child

A child where you are not the original owner but has a brought a higher quality of life to you like any aftermarket part to an item.
Hey Stu who’s that? “Oh that’s just my aftermarket child
by thickness286 August 16, 2025
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a child

i have a friend called adam he is a child
by blitzocrowley June 8, 2022
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child

Child.
by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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Teacup Child

A child whose guardians treat them like an accessory or pet, neglectfully and to the detriment of the child.
I was a teacup child: my grandparents used to take me everywhere, but once I hit puberty that entire part of my life disappeared.
by Accelerate dog May 14, 2024
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