ocean child

Someone who loves and spends he’s/her time at the beach and near the ocean

I’m such an ocean child !

by anonymous June 22, 2022

Saurav, the child

a child who is good at barking and has got a throat infection doing so. fighter for the #salwyrrbest army.

Hes such a saurav, the child

by not saurav June 25, 2022

Child Abuse

Withholding kinder eggs from your child.

Every parent in America commits child abuse because they cannot provide kinder eggs for there children.

by mondaymornings August 8, 2022

Child

The Annoying crackhead I know. Always trying to be good at singing but can't even speak properly

"The Child is asking for weed again"

by Child hater August 31, 2022

Any 8 year old child

Devils in disguise that will say comebacks to a joke without even knowing what they are talking about and are full of memes. They will want nothing to do with you and then a second later force a hug onto you and ask for snacks every second of every day...

P1:My child is full of memes and is a little devil
P2: literally Any 8 year old child

by Oreo cat lover September 4, 2022

Break a childs back day

Break a childs back day is when you walk up to anyone between 3-17 and break their back, It is celebrated on June 3rd.

"Hello child!"
"Hi...?"
*breaks back* "Haha! It's break a childs back day!"
"AAHH!"

by RUSAMEBOOSAILICE September 9, 2022

Fatherless child

a fatherless child is someone who doesnt have a dad or who grow up with aka the dad or father went to the store to get some milk

Charlie: why dont i have a father
Mom: you mean why are you fatherless child
Charlie: yes
Mom: o yeah your father went to the store to get da milk

by Ezed69 October 28, 2022