mac and cheese

A term used by close friends when in a group to indicate they would like some privacy for about five minutes while they masturbate. This usually occurs in a group of gamer friends on a Skype chat, or similar online chat program.

Hey man, I'm gonna go make some mac and cheese. I'll be back in five minutes.

by Joseph Gibson January 31, 2008

parmesan cheese

Another term/code for cocaine.

Yo, son let me get to k's of that parmesan.
That nigga sell that Parmesan cheese.

by New York 77 October 13, 2006

Fermunda Cheese

Similar to Smegma.

Fermunda refers to the inevitible build up of a cheesy-like substance around a man's genitals when they are unwashed for a period of time. This phenominon appears particularly after a period of lovemaking.

Fermunda stems from the proper "From under."

Damn look at the cheese I got fermunda my nutz.

by The sane one. October 18, 2004

butt cheese

It is the small amount of feces that is pushed out your anus when you stand up. This small amount of feces is not detectable by toilet paper when you are wipeing while sitting. This type of phenomenon typically happens when your shit is pastey.

After eating Thai food Dave typically had butt cheese that would make is ass itch like a Mu Fu during the day.

by CaptnK May 25, 2006

cock cheese

An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.

"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."

by Andy Pandy January 2, 2004

cut the cheese

1) To fart
2) To cut into a large piece of cheese

Billy-Bob cut the cheese.

by what's it 2 u July 29, 2005

Goose Cheese

The female version of duck butter.

Guy: We ain't having sex right now. I haven't showered once on this camping trip.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.

by captmurk June 22, 2015