A function check is a military euphemism for male masturbation, as if to compare the penis to a weapon.
Private Duffy, perform a function check on that M4 rifle.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
Yo man, I’m so horny I’m going to go perform a “function check”. If you know what I mean.
by Humpty1963 December 08, 2022
British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'
Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.
If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.
by BioHazardX February 25, 2022
He is either going to get by or he is going to see the big concert in the sky. Right after his Seattle Sound Check.
by Xero Danger February 22, 2025
When you check if someone is Habubobu and say "Habubobu check" before saying something about someone.
a.Habubobu checkkk, oh dang ok you're habubobu
b. habubobu check ...something.....
a.Habubobu checkkk, oh dang ok you're habubobu
b. habubobu check ...something.....
by Jojosiwaeatscowwholeuncensord March 16, 2022
by tbww October 27, 2020
Check your cash app check it
by Unknownkidb July 05, 2021
1.Not knowing what a phrase/ebonics word/ or abreviation means and having to look it up.
2.Quickly looking up a word to see what "modern" definition is.
3.Bored and trying to find new words to use.
2.Quickly looking up a word to see what "modern" definition is.
3.Bored and trying to find new words to use.
1.Aim Convo:
Male: Yeah and I just broke up with my girl.. Im not sure if I want to get into another relationship..
Female:Do you want to be my FWB?
Male: Im gunna go check the urb.. (Searchs fwb and finds "Friends With Benefits)
Male: Now your speaking my language!
2.What is a Mozilla FireFox Godzillas cousin? (checks the urb)Ohh apparently its "The bestest browser ever".
3.(While Bored, Guy decides to Check the Urb) Hmm Word of the day, "jackass of all trades" Nice I'm definitely gunna try and use that word in a convo today.
Male: Yeah and I just broke up with my girl.. Im not sure if I want to get into another relationship..
Female:Do you want to be my FWB?
Male: Im gunna go check the urb.. (Searchs fwb and finds "Friends With Benefits)
Male: Now your speaking my language!
2.What is a Mozilla FireFox Godzillas cousin? (checks the urb)Ohh apparently its "The bestest browser ever".
3.(While Bored, Guy decides to Check the Urb) Hmm Word of the day, "jackass of all trades" Nice I'm definitely gunna try and use that word in a convo today.
by Joeyjoejoeshababadoo October 20, 2007