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My Check Machine is Broken 

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
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Ball Check 

When two homies check each others balls after sex.
Hey bro, ball check?
Sure bro
Ball Check by Djspliyer January 27, 2021

Bruh Check

When one of your boys says something so goddamn stupid you involuntarily let out a "bruh", letting the said person know how fucking dumb the words that just came out of their mouth were.
Person C: "Bro Atlanta is spelled the same way forwards and backwards"
Person L: "Bruh"
Person M:"Yeah, imma have to hit you with a bruh check on that one cheif"
Bruh Check by Baller man February 7, 2021

Vibe check 

when you check someone's vibe
person 1: yooo what is up my guy! VIBE CHECK!!! *reaches out hands*

person 2: yah vibe kk
Vibe check by anonymous February 9, 2021

reality check 

Posing as someone bigger than you actually are, in order to check whether that person likes you for who you really are,
i pulled a reality check on him.

sound check 

An audible fart with no accompanying smell.

Basically if you rip one and someone hears it and it does not smell THAT is a sound check.
Ever since I went to a plant based diet I can sound check almost anywhere.

"You just crop dusted me !" "Wait for it....see? Nada, total sound check."
sound check by P Negnar April 12, 2021