bum crusty

someone who is a bum crusty

john is a bum crusty

by sir bartholomew June 5, 2021

bum sponging

Being a leech and soaking up all of someone else's resources.

"You be bum sponging off my whole family"

by BumSponger1 May 15, 2014

Bum Rocker

A smelly kid in everyone's Middle, Junior High, or High School who was always had greasy hair, smelled from about a block away and was always seen wearing a Metallica, Ozzy, Def Leppard, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Whitesnake, Poison, Deep Purple or other T-Shirt of the like. Typically wearing it for one week straight at the least.

Fox: You remember Matt Sanders, right?

Aaron: Who that Bum Rocker?

Myles: Yeah, the waste of time?

Fox: Yeah, well he's a total Otaku now.

Myles: Ugh! Don't remind me!

by Emevas October 15, 2008

Clappy Bum

When a person farts and is sounds like someone is clapping in a fast manner

"pfffffffft"
sam: "that sounded like you we giving an applause"
leigh " I have clappy bum"

by Harleykat August 10, 2016

crypto bum

A crypto bum is someone that does not buy any cryptocurrency but rather goes around social media sites (reddit, facebook, etc) looking for airdrops of cryptocurrencies to sell on the market to make ends meet.

Person A: Dude I just got $30 worth of shitcoin from a reddit post! I swapped it into an altcoin and sold it on an exchange, bring out the red panties tonight!

Person B: Stop being a crypto bum and get a real job.

by eternalriw November 19, 2021

coffee bum

A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.

Dick :

Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?

Harry:

Yeah man

Tom:

That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.

He is a f#$#ing coffee bum

Sally:

WTF is that smell!?!? ?

Harry:

It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.

Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.

by The Dude of the Stupid April 9, 2019

bum stuffer

A gay male

John- yo your a bum stuffer!

Vaglips- i understand

by degrace June 19, 2009