Book Tease

Fuckin' Run.
Hardcore.

"Oh shit, its the cops. BOOK TEASE"

by Shadurr May 31, 2009

The Book of Nortreus (Non-Fiction Religious Book)

Originally written by its author and writer, Werley Nortreus, the title The Book of Nortreus is a rare sacred non-fiction religious book. However, it is based on beautiful and important Biblical and Prophetic visions of God that Nortreus saw in Outer Space-Heaven-the Heavens. Accordingly, Nortreus wrote the book after confessing that he had seen God, Celestial Beings, and other Worlds through visions.

Did you know that Werley Nortreus wrote The Book of Nortreus (Non-Fiction Religious Book)?

by Jacob Martinique October 3, 2025

dick-book

It's like a chick-book, but for guys. It is a very guy-ish book that has to do with a lot of guy stuff. It is something you will see most teenage guys reading.

Kyle: What are you reading?
Kayla: Boys R Us.
Kyle: Sounds like a chick-flick to me.
Kayla: No, a chick-flick is a movie.

Kyle: Then whats the book definition?
Kayla: I don't know, search it up.
Kyle: Got it! It's a chick flick in book form. Books thats usually attract girls aged 12-16.
Kayla: Thanks for sharing! So does that mean your reading a dick-book?

Kyle: A what?
Kayla: You know, it's like a chick-book but since your a guy, its a dick-book. It usually attracts boys aged 13-17

by spiderhaterrrr October 13, 2010

Book

Books are basically for reading and trying to calm you down (Kinda). They also are like binders with pieces of paper with writing and drawings.

Example: Me: I'm going to read a book be right back. You: What's a book?

by XxMochi November 6, 2022

book lucky

Being book lucky is when you either know nothing about a topic, or are just generally dumb, but still manage to get a good grade/ace a class or test anyway. generally applies when said 'book lucky' person has this happen to them a lot.

"Oh man, Jesse is so book lucky! I live with him. He can't cook ramen by himself, But he keeps getting A's on his tests."

by Louisxox March 18, 2016

sticky book

A sticky book is just another phrase for masterbation material.

Person 1: dude look at that cool ass map
Person 2: that's going in my sticky book

by clayd0h September 2, 2023

Book

The best thing in the world. The reason I'm alive. The portal to my soul. The love of my life. The best, most underrated thing in the world. The mental portal to a better world. The purpose of letters. The most important thing to ever exist.

I love reading books

by the confused bish February 8, 2022