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Balrog's Whip

A situation in which one appears to have narrowly escaped disaster, only to suffer a fatal blow at the last moment. Refer's to the weapon of Durin's Bane who, after falling into the chasm below Khazad-dûm, lashed out its whip and caught Gandalf by the heel.
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"Dude, why'd you two break up? I thought you were fine."
"The Balrog's whip."
"Huh?"
"I asked if she was okay, and she was like, ' yeah – I just think it's funny how...'"

2 I stared into the bowl, my turd swirling into the abyss. But, at the last moment, the Balrog's Whip struck, and its girth jammed in the waste pipe. In the hall, someone waited for their turn, ignorant of this dreadful news.
by Leery Loon February 4, 2021
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Jingle Whip

A swinging uppercut to the balls delivered by a sock full of quarters.
I saw my wife fucking some limp dick faggot named Chuck in our bedroom, so I jingle whipped him right as he came on her stomach.
by Zynodome September 22, 2020
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mocha iced capp with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle

The infamous drink and Tim Hortons that can be addicting due to its great flavor.
Meera, u getting ur usual mocha iced capp with whipped cream and chocolate drizzle?
by OkBye777 January 5, 2022
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B-Whip

A guy that has a massive cock and pulls all the milfs.
Jennifer - that guy is such a “B-Whip” his cock is massive
by Guppy Boy May 20, 2024
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Whipped

She is Whipped/ Shes a Sophie
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Whipped

Being completely and utterly controlled by a female , usually the guy doesn't even notice it and he does it for the opportunity to get pussy but in most cases he isn't getting any pussy at all, anything she says he will do at the drop of the hat. He will never hit because at this point she sees him as a slave or a bestfriend
"It's not called being whipped , its called being a man" example of how whipped Justin is , he doesn't even realize it
by You mirin? October 4, 2015
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Hair Whip

A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.
Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*

Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.
by Sorry, Sorry, NOT SORRY April 27, 2017
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