Turkey Slurkey

When an in-law lubes their hand up with the fatty grease from the turkey and gives you a hand job under the table while the rest of the family is totally unnoticing....

Aunt Susan told everyone to try her peach cobbler, but all I could say is you have to try the turkey Slurkey!!!!!

by RomperRooRandy November 6, 2018

Turkey

A country that gets hate for some nonsense reasons.

+Wanna go to Turkey?
-No because it sucks.
+Why?
-Because it does...

by LumiNyte November 7, 2018

Turkey

Thot(Baltimore slang)

Yo dummy she a turkey fr

by Youngjay1569 August 14, 2017

Watering the turkey

To go to the bathroom/toilet

Hold on Bob I just have to go water the turkey.

Jessica is just watering the turkey, she will be with you soon.

by Buzzyb33 July 31, 2017

Turkey

A person who walks around spreading they tail feathers and doing all that gobble gobble.. But when it comes time for action, takes flight like a frightened bird.

I noticed you were talkin all that cheap on the phone but you hid when you saw me, because you're a turkey.

by Jaidynsdad87 August 10, 2017

Turkey

The motion of a woman head when she is performing oral sex

Did you get turkey last night? Because you've got a big smile today!

by Darius Cronk August 10, 2017

turkey gizzard

They lose wavy vagina skin hanging down off ones vagina

I pulled down carols pants to descover she had turkey gizzard the size of an Arby's melt.

by Mr.hangdown September 1, 2017