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Captain Jacked

This is when a person introduces a conversational topic with others only to have a conversational pirate hijack the topic leaving the person marooned on a conversational island. Smoke signaled by, "What were we talking about?" "How did we get on this topic?" or "Oh..." if they even remember said person was talking.
Amy: I really love that song by...
Owen: I was in choir in College. I think we sang that song!
Blake: Bro, I didn't know you could sing? *sarcasm* Do you ever stop?
Owen: Did I tell you about my solo senior year? It was cray.

Amy was Captain Jacked.
by Lovsatellite July 19, 2018
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Captain Karlos

The owner and operator of all operations. No exceptions!
You must answer to Captain Karlos. He calls the shots.
by Jryanrussell October 9, 2025
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Fuck Captain

The captain of the Fuck boys. The biggest fuck boy of them all.
Kevin is a fuck boy, but Derek is the man in charge of the fuck boys, he's the fuck captain.
by Thefunkjuice May 22, 2019
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Captain Elliot

Famous YouTuber Heiko Winklers (South Florida Fishing Channel) Pet Cat he found on a deserted mangrove island and is now an iconic part of his YouTube channel.
“Hey Captain Elliot, you want some blue runner blood line” “good kitty”
by Zazaman69 November 27, 2023
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Captain kush

A name for a high status marijuana dealer
by anonymous June 22, 2023
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Captain Save-Some-Food

When your parents,siblings,or roommate etc are afraid your gonna eat all the food you've gotten recently,so they either hide it,or tell your parents so your sibling is the one to "ration" it out "evenly",but they end up eating more than you do sometimes eating the whole bag of chips ,pizza,ice-cream etc in the process.
This is crazy bruh every time i wake up to eat all the food is gone but when there is,or when mother brings food home you guys wanna be Captain save-some-food an tell me " No",because your afraid i'm going to eat it all but,in reality you guys eat it all up from me and that leaves me hungry.
by SaladAss-_-7 July 14, 2021
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Captain Wankstash

A name first used in spoken conversation when referring to the fictional character Simon from the TV series The Walking Dead, who supported an excessively flamboyant moustache and cheesy grin. This, coupled with his attempts to emulate his boss Negan and general wankerism led to the formation of the moniker.
Similar examples would be: Douchie McDouchebag; Sergeant Dickface; Lord Twat of Knobington Manor, etc, of which the original creator of the name Captain Wankstash seemingly has an endless supply.

Can also be written Captain Wankstache

Suggested use: for mustachioed military/ uniformed non-military types, with attitudes far in excess of their competence /accomplishment. Is not restricted to this use but it's a good fit for it.
Who was that guy? You know, Captain Wankstache.

Alright Captain Wankstash, calm down/give it a rest.

Here we go, Captain Wankstache is at it again.
by FecktardIntolerant May 12, 2023
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