by realdraina4L May 14, 2022
When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decide to watch Netflix while on the toilet.
by Andwe April 29, 2018
A picture of one's self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror myspace style. Usually accompanied by a small penis and a large ego. Such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. These photos are usually taken by players or man whores for them to flaunt to girls around school.
Person #1: "Dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! That guy is such a douche!"
Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
by S, H, C :D November 06, 2008
Cool kid/ crzy fro/ lots of money/ parties like a monkey/ Sleeps....ALOT!!! eats his boogers/ pees on the toillet seat/ plays with little dolls and eats the hair. Watches porn like a mother fucker! ...(in HD) of course. Loves his naked women on top ;) and wet in the shower. Fucked his math teacher in the ass
rehserahaeraerea Chris Torrence
by Cheerleader247 November 22, 2010
Stop talking shit girl before I Chris Brown you.
Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.
Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.
by FoulMouth4eva February 28, 2009
When a man pulls his scrotum and testicles between his legs so they are facing his back side, located right below the anus, and a man or woman kicks him in his testicles as hard as possible.
My girlfriend was angry with me for not texting her back, so she made me bend over and gave me a good Chris Tucker.
by Riodo May 31, 2013
Guy1: "Look at that black guy getting bossed around by that asian dude."
Guy2: "What a Chris Tucker!"
Guy2: "What a Chris Tucker!"
by vhvjky June 14, 2010