Chad: Yo! Matt! Which naval admiral took a shit on March 3, 1934?
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
Matt: Uh... Vice Admiral Freaky McShit did that. It was a long 6 hour dump as well.
Chad: What da hell...
by PizzaGuy2711 December 25, 2024
Get the Mattmug. Matt is a little sthinker who likes his cop car. He works at big lots and doesn’t know who stalks him.
by ZipperZap December 25, 2021
Get the Mattmug. Mattes is an German Name and means ,,God's present". The Boy's named Mattes are Smart and very handsome they are everytime when you need them with you.
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They understand when something is wrong with you and help you to chose the right way
They have an beautiful smile, beautiful eyes, are nice friends and they are funny to.
They understand when something is wrong with you and help you to chose the right way
They know everything.
They are Beautiful
You: are going sad to school /work and say everything is okay
Mattes: knows that something is wrong with you and help you with your problems
They are Beautiful
You: are going sad to school /work and say everything is okay
Mattes: knows that something is wrong with you and help you with your problems
by ♡M♡ December 3, 2021
Get the Mattesmug. A colloquial term referring to the act of aggressively or violently assaulting an acquaintance, associate, or individual within one's social circle for trivial or inconsequential reasons.
This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.
This behavior is typically characterized by a disproportionate response to minor provocations, often involving physical force or intimidation, and may reflect underlying emotional instability or a lack of impulse control. The term is frequently used informally to describe impulsive acts of aggression that are unjustifiable given the circumstances.
Example 1
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"
"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"
Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."
"Yo bro, that motherfucker is Pulling a Matt!"
"What do you mean?"
"He's fuckin' choking my bro out!"
Example 2
"Hey man did you hear what John did to Seth?"
"Nah bro what?"
"He Pulled a Matt after losing in Uno."
"No shit, that dudes psycho."
by Big Wall-E January 13, 2025
Get the Pulling a Mattmug. by Mikeybikey69 January 4, 2020
Get the Horny Mattmug. A man who enjoys cheerleading, and is very outgoing. Usually asks you to drink on a weekday, and avoids going to class at all costs. Claims to be good with his fingers
by IdahoJoe September 7, 2019
Get the matt follismug. 