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Pipe Dream

When you want to fuck someone you have next to no chance of fucking
Man 1: Imma fuck Lisa one day
Man 2: You ain't fuckin her, that's a pipe dream
by DumDumtheGenius January 24, 2023
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Pipe Skinner

1. The mouth of woman, or man, that is used for vigorous fellatio involving teeth or braces.

2. A woman or man who sucks such good dick you’d swear they sucked your soul from your body.
1. Don’t get your dick around her mouth. She’s a pipe skinner.

2. You definitely need to hook up with that bitch. She could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and suck start a leaf blower. That’s why her Indian name is Pipe Skinner.
by RavnusPlatypus September 9, 2022
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Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
by EnglishGenius May 23, 2021
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Pipe Dream

A concept that is Invented in one’s head, but in all actuality, has 0% chance of working-

This term is generally used when one meets their own fate “biting more than one can chew.”

A.K.A “Eyes Bigger Than Stomach Syndrome.”
Me: Man! That dude! He had a pipe dream that he could actually beat me!

Friend: (Witness)- Wow! He swallowed his own teeth!

Me: I expected more of a fight- I think he swallow his teeth-
by yourface019 January 9, 2021
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one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023
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goo piping

Randall is constantly goo piping at his in-laws house.
by mike charter May 5, 2024
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nuclear pipe bomb

electronic cigarettes.

the bigger the better

smokable and goes bang.
a nuclear pipe bomb exloded in my pocket, thank god i was wearing armor.
by Cody5050 January 12, 2021
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