Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 19, 2018
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"Yo Andy, also known as Noobieslayer, also known as Amfu, also known as AndysNoobie"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"
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