The Simp and the Blimp

The meeting of Dum and Dummer at the Summit

The Simp (Kim Jung Un) and the Blimp (Donald Trump) met in Singapore for coffee , ergo the Simp and the Blimp

by tirtle June 15, 2018

Ultra simp

A simp, that will go to the extreme lengths of not even watching anime with the bois, to be with a/his girl.

Ivan is such a Ultra simp, he doesn't even wanna watch anime with the boi.

by Cyuse December 2, 2020

Simp Ass Nigga

Simp Ass Nigga is a player/pimp that got married!!!!!

Too Short....Sure too short said "fuck my wife shes my slut foe life" but it still falls on Simp Ass Nigga =/

by Merksman May 10, 2008

King (CEO of Simps)

King is the best and gets all the girls unlike Tiib27, You shall do what he says or else.

King (CEO of Simps) is cooler than Tiib27

by king of demons October 30, 2020

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

Your..Local..Simp

someone who is local and is a simp

they are also gay

"aw mate look theres the local simp"
"aw yeah their definitely a Your..Local..Simp"

by rawruwuowo September 17, 2021

Owen the King of Simps

an Owen who crowns himself as being predominantly more important than all other simps and recommend all persons of the opposite sex to pleasure him

"Owen the King of Simps is remarkable"

"Yes"

by Timberland Boot February 9, 2020