by Scotengus June 17, 2010

by dank beans May 5, 2018

by Enter generic name here January 8, 2014

by Missdiva212 March 22, 2019

A Mexican (or any Latino immigrant) hired to do yard work. May or may not be approved by our great President, Donald Trump.
"Wow, those yard beans did a really good job on our lawn! Hope they didn't steal anything on the way out."
by J.B. America August 24, 2018

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context
Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!
by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

A small, bean shaped penis. Often found on some Asian men and MDMA users. While usually used to describe a particularly bean-shaped appendage, it is often generalised to contain any small penis. Another reason to not do drugs, kids.
by ThatDamnScottishGuy March 2, 2015
