Slap and Slide

A variant of the original toy, the "Slip and Slide"'. The Slap and Slide is an activity to be done at Gay orgies. The original "Slip and Slide" or a tarp is laid on the ground. All men then slap their dicks until they jizz onto the tarp. (The more the better) People then run and slide on the tarp, using the cum as a lubricant.
Gay Guy #1: How was the gay orgy?
Gay Guy #2: The most fun I've had at an orgy in a long time. We even set up a Slap and Slide, what fun.
by joiepietrouskie August 07, 2013
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slap the raccoon

Something one does when bored that IS NOT masturbation.
"How would you make a raccoon mad?"

"Slap it."

"Why would you slap the raccoon?"

"Boredom."
by Q. T. McWhiskers March 26, 2007
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slapping bitches

If you would like to know more about slapping bitches please contact Kev 'The Bitch Slapper' @ the Blackmiths Arms, he is well experianced bitch slapper. He has no prejudice for the bitches he slaps, he slaps them all equally hard.
Kev never gets tired of slapping bitches
by BigGingerKev May 10, 2006
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Cheese Slap

A slap done with the use of string cheese.
by Haracio De La Sanchez April 19, 2005
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slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.
Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!
by Ichi Crowtch January 14, 2008
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Suicide slap

The slap that your penis makes hitting your stomach because you’ve let go of it after one more evermore increasingly disapointing masturbation as you realise more and more each time that you’re extremely lonely and will never have anybody special
Each Suicide slap brings me closer and closer to my miserable and lonely, but welcomed end
by Damn I want to kms January 03, 2019
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Slap and Tickle

Mostly used as a farley confusion tactic in England and the UK
Tim really pulled the old slap and tickle on her good!
by Buster Keys December 21, 2022
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