Matt who?? 🤯 Bitch, if you don't already know then your ass needs to ask somebody!!! This man is the funny, sexy, crowd loving, dick of a stand-up comedian that is taking over the stage! He works a crowd like The Machine works pussy LMFAO! (And if you don't get that reference then obviously you don't know shit about comedy.😜) You CAN NOT HELP but love this mofo! And even if you try your best to hate him while he cracks jokes at your expense, he ends up pulling you in anyway when he flashes his "too hot for comedy" million dollar smile...🤔😉😳🤯😍🤩❤️💯 Love you, Matt! And if you ever come to Huntsville Alabama then you best give Jennifer Barrett some hella fucking props for this bad ass definition LMAO!!! 😂🤣😂🤣♥️🤘😜🤘
I went to see the Matt Rife comedy show the other day and it fucking rocked, but the only problem was all the seats were covered in piss from all the other fans who laughed too damn hard at his crazy hilarious stand-up!!!
by Love you baby, your jenn January 26, 2024
Get the Matt Rifemug. 
by Matt Hutchison May 29, 2018
Get the Matt Hutchisonmug. Matt chauncey will whoop your ass and then beat your old lady's ss and it dont matter that she's a girl.
by Matt chauncey October 11, 2020
Get the matt chaunceymug. a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists
by Horny H man February 26, 2019
Get the Matt Halkomug. by naziswereright November 30, 2020
Get the Matt Bennet Riddermug. Information or statistics that have not been researched and are told convincingly to seem believable. Similar to "Fake News", but it originates from the saying "as a matter of fact" which was short handed to "Matt Facts"
by BBJY February 25, 2024
Get the Matt Factmug.