dirty swirlie

A form a punishment in which a person takes a monsterous dump and the forces someone's head into the toilet before flushing.

Brian was ashamed to discover corn in his ear after being given a dirty swirlie.

by Dirty American May 8, 2007

The dirty hummingbird

A man who paints his penis red, places a plastic yellow flower from a hummingbird feeder around the head of his penis, stands on his porch, and lets a hummingbird land on the flower and stick its beak in the man's penis hole.

Old man Kruter is such a perv. He sits on his porch all day and pulls the dirty hummingbird.

by Montani August 19, 2011

dirty louie

When your having sex in the missionary position and you tell your girl to open her mouth so you can spit in it and have her swallow it.

My girl loves to swallow my dirty louies.

by South side 35th louie November 10, 2019

dirty jon

When a preachers son gets a bj from his girlfriend in the youth room at church

I got a dirty Jon this morning at church

by Chickdnsjsksvs January 27, 2017

Dirty Gabriela

A Dirty Gabriela is when your husband cheats on you with a statue of a German Shepard with a 4 foot long penis to make a point to his mates that he would be the rachiest most baddest most fergalicious bad bitch Gay in the club then plays it off as a drunk past time

Hey Karen is it true that you husband Chad was caught doing a Dirty Gabriela yesterday at the Old Jewish camp at the end of town?

by abigolslipperydildo April 20, 2020

Dirty Jimmie

Term for a gay man who refuses anal penetration due to poor rectal hygiene

That Dirty Jimmie claims to be a strict top because he has a filthy hole.

by knows_it_all May 2, 2006

dirty claudia

Ew that's my moms names

Don't you dare typing dirty Claudia again, Claudia is my mom

by That'sMyMother May 5, 2020