smothered wagon

A smothered wagon is similar to a covered wagon but you shit under the blankets instead of just fart. One could also shart under the blankets to qualify as a smothered wagon.

I tried to give my roommate a covered wagon but sharted and gave myself a smothered wagon.

by Matt in Maine March 14, 2014

Smoosh

To have sexual intercourse

Hey baby come straight to the room when you get home so we can smoosh

by Almighty Alysa 😈 March 28, 2015

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

Smoocholini

Something you call the Italian girl in your life. A cross between Mussolini and the word smooch.

NOTE: do not use this unless she has an amazing sense of humour and it wouldn't hurt if she was in love with you.

Friend: hey, bro. How did Ellie like your valentines gift?

You: oh man! She turned all Smoocholini on me again, it was a great night!

by LoveBooger June 6, 2016

Smoochkong

A sexy monkey who can work a speedo.

I had a fabulous time with that smoochkong I just met in the forest.

by Little Pie02 April 22, 2017

Smothercake

The act of a woman straddling one's face with her exposed vagina in an effort to solicit cunnilingus. May also be initiated my someone by pulling a woman on top of their face

When I get you home I'm gonna smothercake that handsome face.

Damn girl, I'm hongry. Why don't you give me a little smothercake.

by Scorchedpork April 25, 2017

smootchable

A playful way to tell her that her face is cute and very kissable.

And those cute cheeks of yours are very smootchable....mmmmm!

by Contypicallyconfused July 12, 2017