slapping bitches

If you would like to know more about slapping bitches please contact Kev 'The Bitch Slapper' @ the Blackmiths Arms, he is well experianced bitch slapper. He has no prejudice for the bitches he slaps, he slaps them all equally hard.

Kev never gets tired of slapping bitches

by BigGingerKev May 17, 2006

Cheese Slap

A slap done with the use of string cheese.

DON'T BLOCK the CHEESE SLAP!!

by Haracio De La Sanchez April 19, 2005

slap jack

After you are done jacking off, nutt into your hand and then run out of the room and slap your roommate right across the face with your cum filled hand.

Once I was done jacking off, I nutted in my hand and then I ran out and slap jacked my roommate right in the face!

by Ichi Crowtch January 16, 2008

Tyre Slap

When a sick cunt does a hectic skid and gets a bunch of rubber all on his rear fenders.

Sick Cunt 1: "OOFT CUZ! That was a fully sick burnout ay!?"
Sick Cunt 2: "Yeah bruz, oh fuck mum's gonna kill me aye!"
Sick Cunt 1: "Why????"
Sick Cunt 2: "There's Tyre Slap all up the quarters of her Ford AU Falcon!"

by MyNameIsntTaken October 6, 2023

slap the turkey

When you slap a partner (Lover) in the face with a erect penis

Hey can you slap the turkey with me

by Lack and Jenna go Yasss January 26, 2017

Slap Tickle

Like grab ass, but gayer. usually participated in by grown men, with much immature giggling.

"Will you fuckers quit playing slap tickle and get to work!?"

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016

slap-assassin

A perpetrator of a "slap-ass friday" assault.

The slap-assassin's are in police custody.

That guy is a real slap-assassin.

by whocalled the cops December 8, 2013