This unnatural birthing process generally results in producing a mullet bearing mouth breather or a shiny new cab dweller. The shoe attendant at a bowling alley takes hold of a freshly sweated rental and lifts up the insole. He then jacks a healthy load under said insole and squishes it down to bring the shoe juice and man goo together. The violated footwear is left for a 7-10 day gestation period under the nacho machine. As the cheese, semen and foot sweat share genetic material, a trucker is born.
Did you see that stank ass trucker come out of bathroom? He looked like he must have been born in a bowling shoe. Lol.
by The Missouri Mudflap September 7, 2016
Get the Born in a bowling shoemug. 
Something you call somebody when they first get knew shoes, but you aren't used to seeing them in those shoes, so they kind of look like a duck to you.
by Moisturize_robots June 5, 2024
Get the Shoe duckmug. A term used to a in denial gay man, who wears different coloured shoes of the same design at the same time. He claims this to be him expressing his individuality but in reality it’s his subconscious expression his closeted gayness.
“Oh here there he is again ,Mr Funny shoes, if he was any deeper in his closet he would be in Narnia”
by Buddahsquirtmiester January 20, 2025
Get the Mr Funny Shoesmug. 1. A Cinderfall term to beat up or get beaten up so badly that you or your opponent becomes unconscious that it makes it possible to steal his/her belongings
2. To be beaten up or jumped by two or more opponents
-"Shoe Taker" a person who is extremely strong
2. To be beaten up or jumped by two or more opponents
-"Shoe Taker" a person who is extremely strong
by Xinderz July 28, 2021
Get the Shoes Takenmug. 