Surprise Pudding

When you're doing anal with your girl and she shits on your dick without warning.

Last night I have my bf some surprise pudding. I don't think he liked it.

by Thatwhiteguy15 February 18, 2017

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What a surprise!

Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!

Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"

by Hym Iam February 16, 2024

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Strawberry surprise

when you go down on a girl and find out it's her time of the month and she yells "surprise!".

Kate gave me a strawberry surprise last night and I can still taste it.

by Teamice August 4, 2017

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cream cheese surprise

When a rookie tries to make banana pudding but forgets a step leaving chunks of cream cheese in the mix for everyone to consume

That rookie's banana pudding turned into a real cream cheese surprise.

*takes bite* Was that a bit of banana? Nope just cream cheese surprise mother fucker!

by Kazeemt1 April 20, 2018

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Surprise Pudding Popper

a who uy ejaculates into another male or female’s jello pudding cup without telling them just to sit back & watch them eat it. Often they will comment on how they taste so much better than they used to.

John’s a surprise pudding popper & often hands out the most delicious snacks.

by Tooeager May 22, 2021

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