Self-flagellate

A masochistic masturbatory maneuver in which a male ties a thick string to a fan, positions himself within reach of the string and facing away from it, turns said fan on, and aggressively jacks off while getting whipped furiously by the rotating string.

I asked that dude from the IT department who always asks me if I tried turning the computer off & on to fix a problem why he's been limping all over the office today, and he looked around, made sure no one was around, and then leaned over and whispered to me that he self-flagellated for so long last night that his fan motor overheated. In response, I asked if he turned it off & on to see if it was still functional.

by sugafiend February 3, 2025

self-goebbel

When one intentionally censors himself, usually in an electronic medium such as facebook, after posting something he knows is inflammatory in nature and is not worth the inevitable trouble that will arise because of it.

Pants typed something in the chat window he knew was unfair and judgemental, and before pressing enter, self-goebbeled himself and deleted the offending sentence.

by Slessy November 7, 2012

self reviving meme

a meme that revives itself repeatedly

"dude, I just realized that All I Want For Christmas is a self reviving meme"

by DinoLG August 19, 2023

Self Defense

for most it’s protecting your self from harm but for laylas it is doing it with someone at karate

“he chokes me so i laughed uwu” that is apparently the definition of self defense now

by defnotsomeonewhoknowslayla August 9, 2022

Self-Confidence

Self confidence is when you act like Gabriel Supiciche and do things that pertain to the way the great lord Gabe acts.

"I wish I had Self-Confidence"="I wish I was like Gabe"

by OUR LORD GABE December 4, 2023

The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

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The Number Pad Has A 0 On The Space Bar Because Of Self-Discovery

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Self-Destructive

This is when a person is so bad and evil you don’t even need to do anything to attack back or defend your self. Because what they doing defeats their self and destroys their own life in ruins or even gets them killed.

Whoa he’s so self-destructive, he made the house cave in on his self and killed his self destroying everything inside causes this and all the beams. And also started a fire with no way to escape out.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022