Robert

Robert is someone who is a narcissistic, asshole, cry baby bitch who makes people's lives miserable and doesn't give a shit about anyone's feelings but their own. They are irresponsible and rude and manipulative with no soul. (They also have bad hairlines)

Robert is being such a dick right now and is screaming because he's getting shit on by a girl who's a lower rank then them in valorant.

by whinygirl April 16, 2023

Cayden Robert Hoogeveen

use this word for a guy who has super ginger red poofy hair and LOVES crystals!!!!

Person 1: Hey, have you seen Cayden Robert Hoogeveen?

Person 2: Yeah man! We call him The Poof.

by farlie fartin January 28, 2024

o roberts

A nice person 90 percent of the time but ocasinaly recedes into a emo phase that can last hours or even days. Has a small appendage.

damn he is such a o roberts.

by r.=p September 17, 2023

Robert Silva

short dark haired fool with poofy hair.

That boy Robert Silva is a real doo doo head.

by Roberto Silva June 22, 2021

Robert

Ultimate Chad.Are mușchi între 20 și 74 de centimetri.E jmecher rău.Mai jmecher decât Costin cu mult.E atât de jmecher încât nu asculta de nimeni și nimic.N are ce sa facă cu viata.

Mama ce mușchi ai zici ca ești Robert.

by CostinESlab May 30, 2022

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018

Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025