Spork in the Road

When a road splits into two roads, but ALSO dips. I imagine a fork in the road...and now the dip.

When I hit that spork in the road, I went left but the dip excited me a little bit. It wasn't very notable.

by The_Naked_Snake May 28, 2018

The Road Digger

The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.

"I hate Mike, he did the road digger in the middle of wetherspoons yesterday!"

by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022

Road Beaver

Someone who blocks the intersection after their light turns red.

Now we have to wait for another light cycle because a Road Beaver is blocking the intersection.

by i4nSx June 11, 2020

t-road

abbreviation for texas roadhouse. some people call it texas…only call it that if you’re an npc.

Yo Dan wanna hit up T-road the boys and I going?

by datboyrob September 22, 2022

road loaf

Mass of dead animal carcass lying on the road at the point at which genus and species is still detectable, but still does not constitute as road slime

Watch out for that big chunk of road loaf in the road

by Tiberius Kirk April 11, 2014

road blocks

when there is a lot of big fat poopy men that are blocking the way to your shmexy "egirl" waifu on roblox, blocking some item, spawnpoint in obby, etc. this is very common on these server due to lack of moderation.

I was trying to reach the door but there was an road blocks. sadgemeal

by butterybill January 3, 2025

road scud

Driving with friends to a party and you pregame the party during the journey.

Road Scud = Beer

I'm headed out for the airport but I'll just have a few road scuds on the way there in the back of the taxi.

by HJHabibi January 11, 2024