Ripped

to hang from a hook at Sport-o-Rama from your boxers. It tears your asshole open.

OMG, did you see Ian get ripped???? He almost bobbed!!!

by -13 hockey boss January 25, 2011

Shlong Rip

The most devious, diabolical, smelly, gross bong rip to ever enter a human beings lungs.

“Woah Johan just hit a Shlong Rip, what a gross guy”

by SlongDongRon February 16, 2023

Anus Rip

An Anus Rip is when you are having intercourse and then decided to stick an alto partially into the rectum, then proceed to take a big juicy rip from the protruding alto device

“Hey babe, make sure you squeeze tight for this Anus Rip”

by Bootielover6787 February 17, 2022

rip

to verbally criticize, degrade, tear down one's esteem, tear into

ex1: He's a jerk, someone needs to rip him
ex2: I screwed up so she ripped me

by UncleWillie March 7, 2024

rip

Originally used as a term to refer to inhaling marijuana, however has come to be used as a universal verb.

That bong rip was nice, mate.

Yo I’m hungry as fuck, let’s rip Chick.
Are we ripping this weekend?
I’m gonna rip the J’s for prom.

by .ADHD April 25, 2023

Rip Van Winklin'

Verb - To sleep for a inappropriate, borderline self-destructive, length of time; to pull a Rip Van Winkle

"Hey Bro, how was your weekend?"
"Not great, I ate a sus banana on Friday and was Rip Van Winklin' until Monday."
"fuckin' sus bananas bro."

by Jimmy Chopsticks October 3, 2022

Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011