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by Ello am a Yijie June 15, 2017
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by The Maneater February 13, 2012
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Putie the Warmonger has always flaunted his unrestricted power by publicly eliminating uppity Russians and blaming it on Sudden Russian Death Syndrome since it effectively scares the shit out of others who may be contemplating disobedience themselves.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 7, 2023
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