A pre-queef is, in all literal thought, the conceptual pretext to a queef. As in a pre-fart of the vagina. A queef itself is just full-on air being released from the vagina in a flatulence sounding manner. It's like the formation of a queef.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
On the other hand its also defined to be calling someone a pre-queef, as saying they are no better than even before the magical glory that is inserting air into the vagina to be released as a fart sound, usually half the time just as bad of a smell, yet from something you strive to put your penis into every moment.
Yeah lo, Maurice is a pre-queef forget that fool.... Nah, I don't like doin 60 it gives me dark pre-queef
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Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."
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That squelching fart sound that you hear when slotting the lid back over a small, laminated cardboard box.
1: "Did you just fart?"
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."
by Pseudonymouspseudonym September 22, 2016
Get the box queef mug.When one consumes a disgustingly large amount of beef, and then excretes an unhealthy amount of beef-flavored anal queefs.
"Hey Jimmy!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
"Sup."
"I've eaten a lot of steak, and now I am queefing right in my pants and it smells like gravy!"
"Looks like you've had a case of the beef queefs!"
by ARatherSmallBakedBean June 7, 2016
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Get the Gig queef mug.Someone that is a total twat waffle cunt bucket. Every time you see their face you just know their queefs are slippery
Sara: Omg Kate! That girl is such a slippery queef!!
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
Kate: Yes! I just want to punch that slippery queef in the throat
by SparkleFlaps July 23, 2016
Get the Slippery Queef mug.The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".
by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016
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