minecraft porn

people who are 10% virgins that they need to go and get a life

honey I'm going to watch Minecraft porn

no honey do you know that makes yo a virgin

by thegayestnays.com November 14, 2020

porn double

A porn star who resembles a real life acquaintance.

Joe: Dude, your kid's babysitter is so hot. Do you spank it to her?

Frank: You know it. In fact, I found her porn double online, which seriously upped my fapping.

by drpooterpie October 31, 2013

porn panels

Usually refers to cheap hair extensions placed over the breasts, as done in pornographic films to heighten sexuality.

"Dude her porn panels reminded me of 1 night in paris!"
"Dude I know, where'd she buy them, the dollar store?"

by riskysim June 2, 2008

asian porn

Adult movies filmed from a different slant.

Kobe Tai

by Blake Martin January 21, 2004

kiddie porn

A word, like 'facism', that may have once had a useful meaning but can now be used broadly to demonize any material featuring underage persons that the speaker deems immoral.

See also: "Politics and the English Language" by George Orwell (http://www.calvinvanhoek.com/articles/2007/04/politics-english-language/)

After he was sentenced to 15 years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison for possessing kiddie porn, it was later revealed that the prominent public figure was actually just wacking off to "12 Year Olds On Trampolines Vol 15".

by FreeThought1984 October 16, 2008

Outrage porn

When the meadia and political establishment react in outrage at an event yet provide no real explanation other than increasing levels of outrage aimed at stiring blind, frothy, hate.

man 1:
I feel really confused about what is happened with all the riots and stuff

man 2: yeah I just feel kind of guilty and useless after wayching all that outrage porn on the BBC

by jknoxsc August 28, 2011

Child porn

Something that’s fucked up but not as much as you!

Person 1- hey did you delete your search history? I saw child porn in it
Person 2- FUCK YOU CUNT!

by Im old and I’m sold March 7, 2023