Peter Berndes

The Human Tuna.

Are you eating tuna again today? you are such a Peter Berndes

by Lordoftheimps March 7, 2022

peter-abelard

to castrate

The ancient scholastic philosopher Peter Abelard was peter-abelarded due to his forbidden marriage

by I DONT KNOW WHAT MY NAME IS October 8, 2009

peter hybza

is short and funny but he loves to draw and not get work and forgets his face mask at home

that peter hybza kid is epic

by lukesteven October 13, 2020

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater

A modern-day descendant of the famous Cinderella's-carriage-recycler, this shameless freeloader-dude scuttles around to all da local banks --- even the ones that he doesn't have an account with --- on Fridays, when they offer free bags of salt-buttered popcorn.

Peter, Peter, popcorn-eater
Skips a meal; no tummy-cheater
He takes two popcorn-bags (don't tell)
Then fills his stomach very well.

by QuacksO July 6, 2018

Peter Cundall

Hard prune.

Background: Peter Cundall is known for his informative videos on ABC Gardening Australia. He often recommended you hard prune your fruit trees to ensure they grow back better and bare fruit. He would bravely prune off more branches than most people would usually do.

I asked my Council to Peter Cundall the two trees on the verge, as they were overhanging the street.

by HeidiZ December 16, 2021

Peter Parker

when your finger blasting two birds at the same time with hands like spiderman whilst shooting your web over their face.

"I pulled off my first Peter Parker last night, safe to say the funeral was very awkward #sorrynan"

by peterparkerspedo August 8, 2021

A Peter Visagie

The act of pretending to be straight when you're actually sexually attracted to your computer.

Person 1: she's so hot
Person 2: mate you're such a Peter Visagie

by SweetNips69 March 8, 2017