hot pants

-What my Mom calls a new pair of shorts I bought at American Eagle for $34.50 this afternoon.

-What ALL the shorts you see at American Eagle/Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister/and Aeropostale are.

Mom - So, what did you buy at American Eagle? ...Oh my God look at those hot pants! I don't want you wearing those to school...

by Alexandra5191 April 11, 2007

parachute pants

Toight pants with lots of zippers that were originally made out of parachute material. MC Hammer pants!

U Can't Touch these parachute pants (Sorry, it's cheesy)

by moongunk November 7, 2004

fruity-pants

An otherwise macho male who plays a given sport like a girl.

"Nice drive, fruity-pants... almost made it to the red tees."

by R. Snot August 25, 2003

pants stuffing

when girls wear more than one pair of underwear to make their butt look bootylicious I.E. bigger

Tareyton: "I swurr Kesha's butt was flat, but know it looks like Beyonce's. It's kinda lumpy though..."

Cornell: "Naw, man. My sista tol me dat she where more dan one pair of draws to make it look big."

Tareyton: "No wonda she smell like piss."

by KeKe2Fresh July 4, 2005

Sexy Pants

The person known as "Sexy Pants" is unbalanced and loves to smoke the cock as much as possible. Not only does he love to suck penis like one massive joint full of gay pot, he also loves to ride the cock as well. He'll ride it long and hard into the morning light.

Sexy Pants sucked my cock last night.

by Lover February 12, 2006

goober pants

someone usually a teenage girl who thinks its cute to be stupid. not the normal 3 chromosomes from retarded stupid like most. this is an act. mostly harmless goofy fun.

brit is a goober pants and chelsea is retarded.

by xixzero October 20, 2008

Pants Transfer

When a male tries everything to discourage or scare away a female, only for her to graciously accept his chauvinistic requests and continue to hang on. The occurrence of the Pants Transfer means that the male "wears the pants", allowing him to become extremely arrogant, demanding and chauvinistic. This often backfires on the male by making the female more interested.

He tried to scare her away by telling her how much of a man-whore he is, that he doesn’t want a relationship and just generally being a prick. Now she has a fire raging in her loins. Talk about Pants Transfer!

by rangerdiko October 15, 2009