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Portuguese Pufferfish

The Portuguese Pufferfish - the act where one must digest a Portuguese style breakfast, then proceed to fart in the mouth of a recipient (breathing it all in). Henceforth the person giving the Portuguese pufferfish will gently pinch the recipients nose, causing their cheeks to inflate like a pufferfish. Finally the pinch on nose is released and the “pufferfish” breathes out the fart then continues to state “mmmm spicy”
“Hey Brett after my breakfast I’m going to give you a Portuguese pufferfish” - Levi said
by Eagle Talons Holt January 8, 2025
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Jet Puff’d

When a man gets too drunk, and wakes up the next morning with his entire dick and balls forced into a container of Jet Puff marshmallow crème
Brett woke up the next day confused and concerned, because his entire dick and balls had been forced into a container of Jet Puff. His friends then broke the unfortunate news that he has been “Jet Puff’d”.
by Copenhagen Joe February 17, 2025
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Pyongyang Pufferfish

When you adhere your lips to your partner's anus, making a tight seal. They then fart into your mouth, forcing your cheeks to swell up, giving you the appearance of a pufferfish.
This girl I brought home last night was an absolute savage. She must have had a bean burrito at some point, because my cheeks just about exploded when I gave her the Pyongyang Pufferfish
by smashkat February 22, 2025
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The pufferfish

When a man closes his eye an hold his breath when blowing his nut. As a form of contraceptive. With the theory that the sperm can’t see or breath.
“You haven’t just come in me have you? I’m ovulating.”

“ don’t worry darling, I did the pufferfish.”
by Door breaker March 21, 2025
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Cheeto Puff Pipe

Using a consenting Minion from Despicable Me as a fleshlight.
"Works been busy lately" "Yeah I need a Cheeto Puff Pipe!"
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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Gump puffing

(noun)
/slang, bedroom mischief

A playful and slightly chaotic act where one partner blows air into the other’s vagina or anus, leading to a noisy expulsion of that air — often resulting in uncontrollable laughter, embarrassment, or an accidental trumpet solo.

Fun Fact:
Doctors recommend caution — your body isn’t technically an inflatable castle.

Etymology:
Gump — silly or goofy; puffing — to blow short bursts of air. Together they create an act as ridiculous as it sounds.
Her attempt at gump puffing turned into an unexpected symphony.

Nothing says romance like a good old-fashioned gump puffing session.

We tried gump puffing once… now we can’t look each other in the eye without laughing.
by not mitchell April 13, 2025
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