pot thought

when you turn your head, look up to the sky, barely close your eyes, ( like your high on pot ) and answer a question with one word that doesn't have anything to do with the question. Usually to make fun of stoners

teenager 1:Dude why are dogs noses wet?
teenager 2: ....... Totally...
teenager 1: Nice pot thought.

by theboywhoyouknow October 7, 2012

Oklahoma Smudge Pot

When a group of male hillbillies go out in the woods, fuck eachother, and jar each others ass queefs in one jar. After the jar is closed full of the combined farts, they take turns huffing the gas starting with the one that nutted first.

Hey fellas! Let’s say we cross the crick to the woods over yonder and have us an Oklahoma Smudge Pot. It’s been a LONG week.

by FuckYourManager December 20, 2023

Stinker Pot

A geech (dog)

That dog is such a cute stinker pot.

by skeddadle geech December 11, 2023

Period in the pot water

When things are going bad in a gross way

I stepped in dog poop with bare feet. It was a real period in the pot water moment.

by I J Margulieth February 7, 2021

Potted

To be high or under the influence of marijuana.

That bud was strong. I'm definitely "potted."

by Stiky23! February 3, 2021

Chilli pot

A chilli pot is a sex move where you piss shit cum then you make them stir it up till it is fully mixed than your partner spits it on your dick for lube for the next one

I gave Otis a chilli pot

by Owen the sigma January 24, 2025

Pot rich

When you have so much pot you literally don't care how much you smoke or how you use it.

"Bro, do you really need to pack the bong a 7th time?"
"Dude I'm pot rich"

*sings* "pot rich, pot rich pot rich"

by Holla at me hoe June 21, 2016