Say Shoes

1. Overview
Say shoes is a versatile suspiciousness test designed by dr. █████ ████████ which enables many people to know who is the impostor

2. How it works
Some people pronounce "shoes" as "sus", and that makes the Say Shoes test effective at detecting who is the impostor. The test can be done verbally as well as using text messages or Discord.
3. Example
Person 1: Say shoes

Person 2: ss- sus

Person 1: *votes out person 2*
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Cocksucker shoes

I wear cocksucker shoes to protect my knees while I perform oral sex on a man
by Zack's mom March 17, 2024
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Cocksucker shoes

"Hey Honey, put on your cocksucker shoes, drop to your knees, and blow me."
by Zack's mom April 05, 2024
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Cocksucker shoes

neepads
When my man wants a blow job he tells me to get my cocksucker shoes, so my knees won't hurt
by Zack's mom April 19, 2024
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Co-respondent shoes

Easily recognisable shoes, typically leather brogues with cream and brown panels.

In the past, when proof of adultery was required for a divorce, a professional co-respondent would spend the nite in a hotel with the woman, and leave his, readily identifiable, shoes outside the door to be cleaned. When the case went to court, the room boy would recall these shoes outside the door, waiting too be cleaned, thus confirming that the professional co-respondent and the wife had spent the nite together.
David is the only person I know who wears co-respondent shoes to work!
by Naughty Daddy November 11, 2021
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Snow shoeing

The act of cuming on your partners feet then making them walk home barefoot.
See that women over there, yeah she's snow shoeing it's the new walk of shame.
by Darkandsinful December 13, 2023
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Elf Shoes

Elf shoes are pieces of leftover pizza that are at least a few days old. Defined by the “curl” at the point of the pizza slice, looking like an elf shoe. Typically, elf shoes happen because leftover pizza wasn’t refrigerated. While its not safe to consume pizza that’s been left out for more than a few hours, we’re all guilty of leaving the pizza box out for a few days, slowly chipping away at the leftover elf shoes.
“Hey, bro. You wanna help me finish this box of elf shoes? “

“I should have known that those elf shoes would make me feel like crap!”
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