Nick Horne appeared on the 47th David Letterman show. He is a comedian and expert physicist. Mr Horne is currently involved in "Smarty-Pants," a think tank which has solved many of the worlds pressing issues in addition to small ones (such as redesigning the zipper into the modern version seen today with locking capabilities - hence the name of his company)

Mr Horne plans on being one of the first men in space on a homemade craft. For 32 years he and his team have scoured junkyards for jet thrusters and other necessary parts. They expect their project to be completed in time for exodus by the 2012 Apocalypse (of which Mr Horne is a great believer).

BRAH YOU AS CRAZY AS NICK HORNE

Nick Horne by Masta - Physics November 11, 2009

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Nick Ostrander

Born in the year 1296 and is well known throughout the andromeda galaxy as "KING COCKOSAURUS DICK" (definition- The biggest penis ever created in the existance of everything.) Also he is known to be still alive today but hiding. He is a PIMP and can do whatever the fuck he wants whenever, where ever. Personality wise he is smart , outgoing , funny, and will be there whenever you need him (just shine the Nick Ostrander Sign in the sky (( the sign is the cock of cockyness)) .)

Why isn't yours as big as nick ostranders?

Nick Ostrander by dikeklondike November 19, 2010

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Nick Facker

A word commonly used to replace "fuck." It shows great anger, surprise, or disappointment, and can be used in all parts of speech.

*Hot girl walks by"
"Nick Facker!!!"

"We should just be friends"
"Nick Facker..."

Nick Facker by lilswiss November 12, 2014

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