Retired Mullet

"Business on top, party in the back." A person who has a mullet but is bald or is balding on top, signifying that he is retired from the "business" but has plenty of time left to party.

Dave: "That guy is always partying"
Steve: "He is retired, you can tell by his mullet"
Dave: "How can you tell?"
Steve: "He is rocking the retired mullet"

by buffalo's buffalo January 17, 2016

brady miller

The worst

He's the Brady Miller

by Kirk is God August 30, 2016

hand mullet

If you have a pregnant wife you know what I mean.

I have grown a hand mullet due to a lack of sexual participation from my pregnant wife.

by susil19 June 2, 2016

wiebe mulder

Wiebe Mulder is a very athletic, awesome, hot, strong, good-humored person and his future stands tall with a lot of money!!

•Hé, look it is wiebe mulder.

•I wish i was like him

by James McQueen November 22, 2016

Land Mullet

A very overweight individual who has an irrational fear of climbing ladders.

(Person 1) Can you climb the ladder and get on the roof?
(Fat guy) Aww nah i don't like climbing ladders.
(Person 1) Bloody Land Mullet

by The linisher January 2, 2017

melvin miller

Melvin miller is normally a black male, loves to talk about how large his penis is even though it is super tiny. So funny that will make pee your pants, but if innaproprate stuff wasent alive he wouldent be funny. Hes a geek loser but makes people crack up.

melvin miller stop making me laugh.....

by y8o3rhey98wf March 17, 2017

Jeb miller

Jeb Miller is the baddest mofo around his parts don't fuck with lips

Wow jeb miller

by Lips94 April 22, 2017