Snuggle Monkey

This refers to a guy or girl who has a passion for cuddling up on the couch with a person of the opposite sex in front of the fire on a cold winters night.

Boy, after Anthony met the girl of his dreams on POF he turned into a real snuggle monkey.

by Brice100 January 20, 2007

monkey tennis

poorly implemented, of poor quality or bad

That was fucking monkey tennis!

by SimonBr May 5, 2007

dune monkey

An person of Arabic descent.

Dune monkeys are usually taxi drivers, or terrorists.

by TheGreenSmoke October 29, 2006

prank monkey

a poor loser who is forced to pull pranks to make money

Mr. Burns to Homer: "I think I'll make you my executive prank monkey."

by Curry Greg April 14, 2003

thunder monkey

Describing a girl's vagina that is very desirable because she is known to be good in bed and pleases men well.

Damn I wanna get with Lisa! I heard she's got some thunder monkey!

by Pink Torpedo February 3, 2010

Donkey Monkey

when you are in the middle of intercourse in the doggy style position, you proceed to slowly insert a banana into your partners ass. when your partner turns around in shock, you imitate a loud monkey sound, and then quickly donkey punch your partner leaving a noticeable bruise.

you wont believe this fool had the nerves to give me a donkey monkey

by fAsAmI June 16, 2010

Monkey Breath

n.
A satirical news blog based in Chicago, Illinois

v.
1. To satirize in a hilarious fashion
2. To mock

Hey, Did you read Monkey Breath today?

Dude, you just got Monkey Breathed!

by Drake78 March 26, 2008