A man with the most beautiful blue eyes. But also a man to treat his girlfriend well. He is the kind of guy who will go out all night and include you with his friends and then come back and cuddle you til the sunrise. Matts are family men, one of the boys, and a person you fall in love with. Not to mention bed game is out of this world.
In class: Let’s be friends with that stallion and packing young man Matt.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.
With his family: Matt, you can always help me with the packing
With his girlfriend: Daddy can you do that position I love.
by Ball sac 101 November 24, 2021

by Chubby hubby456 May 20, 2018

okk so, Matt.
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-
He’s a character from the show, Eddsworld.
He is OBSESSED WITH HIS F A C E
Yeah-
(people ship him with a dead person named edd, the creator of eddsworld
they are friends, dont you dare-)
Oh also he got hit by Tord in the end part 2 because he wanted to press a button.
Poor matt.
And also rip his eyes from seeing the horrible fanfic in Fan Service 2.
That was a unholy fanfic-
basically like this,
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.
I like Matt. He’s very obsessed with his face
People ship him with a dead person.
by melzy1 June 23, 2021

That one guy Nobody can beet at any sport.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
He is the type of guy who is just good at everything he does.
Me: An amateur runner.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
Matt: Not a runner.
Me : asks him to do a race.
Matt: Says Yes
Me : comes 2nd to Matt by 1 mile.
Matt: was an easy race.
Me : laughs because he hadn't even broken a sweat.
by Any matt is unbeatable November 22, 2021

A Matt is a total tryhard at video games. If your team is losing, yell at him to pay attention, and you'll be winning in a minute or two. People on the other team are always sending him hate messages because he's horribly annoying if you're not on his side. Also, a Matt's Roman Empire is the fight scene between Anakin and Obi-Wan in Revenge of the Sith
by I'dratherbebitch February 21, 2024

by dinonuggiesowo October 23, 2020

The speediest member of the superhero group; The Phantom Rangers.
Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers.
With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member.
the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it!
Blue Matt Ranger was one of the final members to join the elite force of the Phantom Rangers.
With his quick speed he was hastily approved to be a shining member.
the Blue Phantom Ranger is usually stereotyped as the brains of the group, but Blue Matt Ranger is far from it!
by Kyan Davies September 23, 2008
