Magic juju tape

Technicolored tape that holds your bones and muscles together.

Do you carry any magic juju tape??? My physical therapist recommended it.

by Katanabele July 15, 2019

Magic Grandad

A variation on Magic Grandpa. A twinkly eyed older man who appears to be, and believes themselves to be, all lovely and cuddly but reveals themselves to have offensive views.

My uncle gets a bit Magic Grandad if you start talking about anything more complex than his garden.

by Monkeyboyvalley August 15, 2018

Devil magic

Hard drugs, such as meth, crack cocaine, and fentanyl

What kind of devil magic is this nigga on?

Oh he just snortin some of that powder he got from that crack dealer

by drshallow69 March 11, 2023

magic balls

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.

“julia, mike has some real magic balls!”

by stoopidass March 24, 2019

scuba magic

doing something in such a good fashion that everyone wants to be like you.

That kid over there is putting his scuba magic to use with the ladies.

by stevo supremo August 21, 2011

Whore magic

Calculated seductive moves mixed with an unseen force some woman posess to make men lose all common sense and give into her evil ways.

I kept telling her i didnt want a relationship, yet she kept on trying her whore magic on me. Im better than that voodoo sorcery

by Spanacus March 17, 2022

magical Dorito

Some thing I say when I’m defining bill cipher

Me: and then there is a magical Dorito who tried to kill these kids

Anyone who hasn’t seen gravity Falls: ??????

by Ze Zoo Za November 27, 2022