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Jimmy's magic patch 

Describes a fabric patch with mismatched patterns that's been sewn onto damaged fabric to fix the clothing. British WW2 slang named after a comic strip called "Jimmy and his Magic Patch" that appeared in The Beano in 1944, a story about a schoolboy who frequently time-traveled by accident thanks to a patch sewn on the back of his school trousers.
My jacket's right elbow ripped, but luckily, I sewed it up with Jimmy's magic patch.
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Adults Only Magic Show 

An incredible array of hilariously raucous comedy, mind-bending illusions and stunningly dangerous stunts.
Yes, I have booked my tickets for Adults Only Magic Show!
Adults Only Magic Show by stewface November 24, 2021

Jack's Magic Beanstalk 

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

World of magic 

World of magic is a roblox game that was canceled due to the frame drop and lack of story idea. People sell their souls for a few pixels that are called boss drops. If anybody plays it for too long they will become as fat as a discord mod. Slang for world of magic is wom.
Person 1: Yo I still play world of magic in 2022
Person 2: Hop off wom. Please the game is so boring.
World of magic by Theoofderp April 24, 2022

Juan's Magic Trick 

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"
Juan's Magic Trick by Ragu God October 16, 2022

older sister magic 

A word documented in Heartstopper.
It describes the magic of an older sister.
Contains: appearing at a random moment without anyone noticing.
Nick: How'd you do that?
his sister: Older Sister Magic.
older sister magic by definethere December 4, 2022

Ben’s Magic goo 

The odd, slightly sticky substance produced by cave trolls, namely those called “Ben”. Often found by those exploring the depths of his cave, this goo can either make you reproduce trollettes infinitely, or destroy the world.
Nic: We’re fricken trapped. There’s no way we will defeat the troll and get out!
Keria: We could try reproducing the trollettes and defeat the ben! That’s the only option.
Nic: How are we supposed to do that?
Keria: Downing Ben’s magic goo… it’s the only option…