yo’ure mom got big gay 

when ur mom gay so much her big gay

Tim:u suck in minecraft
Billy: yo’ure mom got big gay

Tim:oof

yo’ure mom got big gay by Large_Man_Guy February 25, 2018

Luke's Mom 

Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.

That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.

Luke's Mom by nw968 January 8, 2012

Your Mom 

The biggest/fattest person/thing/creature/planet in existence

Wow your mom is a fat whore!

Your Mom by The Goddamn King March 9, 2017

facebook mom 

a female, usually single teenage parent who spends all her time on facebook wether it be on the computer or mobile phone leaving the kid to sit drink bleach or whatever, while still in a nappy that was put on god knows when. as they find being a parent isn't all it's cracked upto be.

"i went to _______ house last night and the baby was sat there in it's chair covered in yesterdays dinner with a shitty nappy while all she did was sit on facebook"

"yeah i know she's a right facebook mom that one"

facebook mom by MosiahB June 7, 2009

ur mom gay 

best roast in history followed by a series of other roasts

Janet: ur mom gay
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Janet: ur sister a mister
Bob: ur brother ur mother
Janet: ur granny tranny
Bob: ur grandpap a trap
Janet: ur family tree lgbt
Bob: ur ancestors incestors

ur mom gay by din momma gay May 27, 2018

doin your mom 

The come back that never loses.

guy:"Hey your so fucking ugly!"

girl:"Doin your mom."

doin your mom by meeseman14 February 4, 2010

fur mom 

A person who believes their dog barks sparkles and poops rainbows and can't do a thing wrong.

That dog is so out of control, and it's fur mom doesn't see anything wrong with it.

fur mom by Pseudonymony July 27, 2017