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Logan

Logan is the most sexy man you have ever seen in your life.
The man has a super tight ass and has the biggest dick you have ever seen.
Logan has the ability make any woman's jaw drop at the sight of his cock.

Some say Logan has a super power as he has the ability of being a master in bed and will make any girl cum!
This man will make any girl feel like a princess
Betty: Look at Logan over there, I think that I may cum in my pants right now!
Sally: Hey he is my boyfriend, only I get to cum at the sight of him
by BritishKingdom January 10, 2022
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logan

logans are stupid cunts that need to kill themself with a rusty spoon. logans will have a smaller,younger frenemy that is the coolest,smartest,funnest,cutest guy in the world. logans suck dick for 5 cents and will always be bitches that need to stop being more nazi that hitler.
logan, stupid,
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Logan

A beast that cannot be controlled.
He cannot be contained
He cannot be tamed..
He will find you..
“Logan will rip your spine out”
by SMMLPHM March 29, 2023
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Logan

Logan is a dream come true. He's articulate, creative, curious (which makes him really fucking smart), the funniest person you know, an absolute diamond in the rough. His smile is beautiful. effortless. candid. genuine. it glows on the warm apples of his cheeks and in his soft eyes. And his laugh? It's priceless. For real, his smile and laugh could power a fucking hadron collider. He has nice, soft hair and a really cute face. He's one of the most popular people you know, but also a phat fucking nerd and geek. Like, he could probably speak Klingon type geek. You wonder how he's gotten so many bitches on his dick and then you remember "Oh yeah, he's Logan." He's the person you wish existed. The person you wish could be your best friend and/or lover. He's always there for you when you need him, and will do anything to make you feel better. Don't take advantage of his overflowing heart though. He deserves everything in the whole world. He's one of a kind, and you'd be a fool to let him go. What need more I say? I love him!
"Did you see Logan at the party last night?"

"Yeah man, I was too drunk to remember the whole night but I do remember this one part of the night when he said some funny ass shit while Dave was balancing a coors light on his forehead and Dave's crush flocked to Logan like a fucking magnet and in a knee jerk reaction Dave looked over and in result coors juice being jizzed all over his face."
by starlight278 April 15, 2020
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Ava & Logan

They might look like the perfect couple, but Ava and Logan secretly despise each-other. Logan uses Ava, just so he gets more popular. Logan is an ugly frat boy, and isn’t afraid to “die”.
1. Look at Ava & Logan. Ava doesn’t look happy.
2. She needs a better man.
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Logan Fruit

A man holding the name Logan fruit or any berry is a boy kisser and always will be unless his name is legally changed
Person 1:Did you hear about Logan's last name?
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser
by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023
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Logan

A retarded bitch. Always try’s to slide into girls DMs. He is such a Logan Paul fan and always screams what’s poppin
He’s so annoying. He must be a logan
by Bouncyboy May 17, 2019
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