Hollow Knight: Silksong Degenerate Disorder

An unfortunate possible side effect of getting too addicted to the beautiful metroidvania game Hollow Knight: Silksong. Not everyone gets it, some popular speed runners appear to escape most, if not all of its effects. Symptoms include replaying the game out of boredom, playing god home mods out of boredom, skipping school assignments to no hit all bosses, skipping school assignments to do specific challenges, actually following all the rules on the Hollow Knight discord, getting used to seeing Hollow Knight: Silksong porn, starting to enjoy Hollow Knight: Silksong porn, wack off to Hollow Knight: Silksong porn, thinking about Hollow Knight: Silksong whenever you hear the words "hollow", "grandmother", "shaman", "tacks", "void", "silk", "buzz saw", "bug", "insect", "thread", "knight", "haunt(ing)", "needle", etc.

Dad: I caught my daughter masturbating to a picture of Sprintmaster Swift from Hollow Knight: Silksong.
Doctor: I'm afraid your daughter has Hollow Knight: Silksong Degenerate Disorder.

by thepaleking February 24, 2026

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Toby Keith Syndrome

Toby Keith Syndrome is a dangerous condition in which an out of shape individual recognizes that he is not as good as he once was, but sets out to prove that he is as good once as he ever was. This syndrome offen results in orthopedic injuries. The condition is more commonly seen on weekends, holidays, and surrounding the timing of major sports balls events.

Did you hear the Colonel blew out his knee? These war games are spreading Toby Keith Syndrome!

by Nopenotadoctor February 7, 2025

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Fish Knight

Fish Knight. A type of fish born within the Mariana Trench. This Fish Knight strikes down his enemies in both the seas and on land. It may look as if the knight is on top of him, but I may assure you, he is the fish. It simply hovers over his limbs. And he is extremely deadly, with a count of 864 crimes and felonies.

"OH MY GOD!!!!!! WATCH OUT!!!!! THE FISH KNIGHT IS BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by evvcdc February 19, 2025

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White Knight

A white person who over defends people of color or gets offended when a “racist” joke is made towards someone of color

Person 1: Greg is such a white knight, He got so pissed when I was joking around with my friend Joaquin about our ethnicities.
Person 2: Fuck that guy!

by autotile February 25, 2025

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